Now you had two farting men in your house for who knows how long and one is bombing your personal bathroom. “God dam that was a good one, thanks bud”. “It’s on the left… but it’s my.” BBBBLLLLRRRRPPPP. “Gotta take a big dump buddy, where’s the bathroom”. You started going down the stairs and the coach was running up the stairs. You decided to go downstairs and see if you could ask the coach to talk to Dustyn. “Sorry bro, you better get used to that, my dad and I fart a lot hahaha”. You weren’t used to guys farting around you especially in your own house. “Dude the men in my family wear our underwear at home, it’s just what men do”. “Hey man, could you put some clothes on”? You asked kindly. He was only wearing his boxers and stuffing his face with chipotle.
You always wanted a bunk bed but never expected to share it with someone.
You walked in and saw Dustyn sprawled out on your bunk bed. You hoped it would be as you left it, but you were wrong. He gave you a swift slap on the ass and told you to check out your room. “Ah great, you’re here sport”! Dustyn’s dad said.
You went home from school to see a giant moving truck and tons of people bringing in furniture. Your mom ended up marrying the coach who was Dustyn’s dad. Dustyn was the Top athlete at school and he was also your new stepbrother.
